I Say, Old Chaps…

Out of consideration for the two or three English who don’t go to the pub, the hundreds who know how to drink but can’t still cook, and in honour of Shakespeare, the bald-headed, probably queer, English poet whose language I use to write this blabber, I say that not all English football fans are stupid-yobs- pricks-drunken-hooligans-wankers and pig-fuckers. Ok, I withdraw pig-fuckers – that one I stole from South Park...

All other non-English fans – just because some English are prats let’s not put them all in the same basket, please! We need to lead by example, so play ball and play fair!