It Ain’t Over Till the Fat Man Scores

Brazil has finally showed a glimpse of what they can do – not so much because they won against Japan 4-1, but because the team was able to feed “fat Ronnie” Ronaldo with enough chances for him to score two goals – which makes him the biggest (fattest) scorer in world cups, of all time!... And a team which can do that for a player who is not running or jumping, can do lots!!! Beware!!!

Right about now, the President of Brazil, who had recently been discussing flabby Ronaldo’s apparent weight problem, is eating is own words - but not to worry, they are low-carb, just carrying some harmless flatulence… typical Brazilian food.

Ronaldo shows his teammates the size of the sandwich he had for breakfast.