Come and get It - Only while stocks last (i.e. until the end of the Cup)

In accordance with our rightly stereotyped Portuguese tradition, I start one day late, reporting from the World Cup - or futblogging - as I call it.

Portugal doesn’t play ‘till Sunday, so no news ‘till then.

If you’re lucky, maybe tomorrow I’ll write some more insults to your country and some frightening truths about mine.